About Us

If you drop here by accident, we welcome you with our fake warmth and physically unlimited virtual drinks. Feel free to click and/or touch anything and everything with voilence, we don't think it's going to break until the day our dear Mr. G decides to tear it down.

Anyway, if are wondering what's eLohkCalb, it's the reversal of blackhole, and should be pronounced as something like "e-lock-up".

We warn you though, this site has nothing to do with jail or security. The articles are here to entertain us (or you), they are not something to be taken seriously, and you should not hold us responsible for all the stuffs we posted.

If you feel like shouting at us, we encourage you to do so but please do it at home with your wall. We are not going to listen to your roars.