If you have received something similar to this, we encourge you to ignore such emails if you have no intention in running your business in the stated region. Even if your business plan does cover the listed area, please go ahead and register the domain names on your own.
From: "John" john@ygnetwork.com.cn
Sent: Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:50 PM
To: nobody@elohkcalb.com
Subject: notice protect-- internet trademark intellectual property safeguard
Dear Manager:
We are a Domain Name registration service company, which is a professional Internet Domain Name Registration and dispute resolution organization in China.On April.15th,2010, We received HAITONG Investment company's application that they are registering the name " elohkcalb " as their Internet Keyword and " elohkcalb .cn "?" elohkcalb .com.cn " ?" elohkcalb .asia " ?" elohkcalb .hk "domain names etc..,It is China and ASIA and HongKong domain names.But after auditing we found the brand name been used by your company. As the domain name registrar in China, it is our duty to notice you, so I am sending you this Email to check.According to the principle in China,your company is the owner of the trademark,In our auditing time we can keep the domain names safe for you firstly, but our audit period is limited, if you object the third party application these domain names and need to protect the brand in china and Asia by yourself, please let the responsible officer contact us as soon as possible. Thank you!
Best regards,
John
Oversea marketing manager
Tel:+86(0)21 6296 2950
Fax:+86(0)21 6296 1557
web:www.ygnetwork.cn
Unfortunately we have not received one such email yet, if we are feeling lucky one day, we'd give them the following response:
Dear John,
Firstly, thank you for your unnecessary audit.
We highly appreciate your effort in copying and pasting the email from your template. As your template contained tons of grammer mistakes, we have no choice but to gather all our researchers in helping us to flip some words, twist some characters, and crunch some roaches that accidentally flew into our lab. Trust us, we have put in massive effort in trying to decipher the message that you encoded.
In any case, after 7x7=49 days of non-stop analysis, we are forced to put this to a halt due to insufficient investor fundings. Since your company and you are somehow related to HAITONG Investment company, we would like to seek your help in getting them to fund us, so that we can continue to analyze your email in greater detail. Without such funding we would not survive, and that will definitely cause some of our best researchers to lose their job and worse, the problem may futher deteriorate and turn into a hopeless society since there are now more jobless people on the street.
If you managed to persuade HAITONG Investment company in providing us the funding, please kindly contact us immediately, and we will definitely give you some rewards for your effort. If you've tried but fail to obtain the funding agreement, we'd suggest that you pass the case to your manager or someone who has the ability to do so. We will still reward you, but the incentive would definitely be lesser as compared.
Once the funding agreement is sealed, and now we are all in one big happy family, you may then proceed to help HAITONG Investment company in registering all the domain names that they requested, including but not limited to the followings: elohkcalb.cn, elohkcalb.com.cn, elohkcalb.asia, elhokcalb.hk. You might also want to recommend them to register elohkcalb.net, elohkcalb.org, elohkcalb.biz, elhokcalb.us with the rest of the 300+ ccTLDs for a greater future.
Last but not least, thank you very much for wasting your time reading this email.
Have a great day.
Regards,
eLohkCalb Domain Director.
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